Your Resume Deserves Better. It's Embarrassing.
AI-powered recruiter simulation that roasts, analyzes, and improves your resume before recruiters do.
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Drop Your Resume. Brace Yourself.
Upload any resume (or just click the demo button) and watch our AI tear it apart — then actually help you fix it.
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Real-time analysis. Brutally honest. No sugarcoating. No participation trophies.
Recruiter Simulator
How They Really Judge Your Resume
Four recruiters. Three resume qualities. Twelve roasts. Zero mercy. One goal: fix your resume before they do.
A.T.S. 3000
Automated Tracking System
Every Company Ever
""Microsoft Office" is not a skill. It is a confession that you have nothing else to list. I have seen this 4 million times. I am tired."
Delete "Microsoft Office." Add role-specific tools. Add numbers to every bullet. "Improved process" means nothing. "Reduced load time by 40%" means everything.
0.8s
Recruiter Skip Speed
Medium
Buzzword Density
44%
Corporate Survival Rate
Karen from Corporate
Senior HR Business Partner
Fortune 500 (The Beige One)
"There is a 14-month gap between 2021 and 2022. Karen has circled it in red. Karen has shown it to her manager. Karen has printed it out."
Address the gap directly in your summary. "Freelance consulting," "personal development," or "caregiving" — anything. Silence is the worst answer.
1.1s
Recruiter Skip Speed
High
Buzzword Density
38%
Corporate Survival Rate
Dev from Stealth
Head of People & Vibes
Pre-Revenue Startup
"Last GitHub commit: 4 months ago. What are you doing on weekends? Sleeping? Having a life? This is a startup. We don't do that here."
Ship something this week. A side project, a CLI tool, a bad idea executed well. A blank GitHub in 2025 is a red flag the size of a Series A pitch deck.
1.4s
Recruiter Skip Speed
Medium
Buzzword Density
18%
Corporate Survival Rate
Chad from FAANG
Senior Technical Recruiter
Big Tech (The Layoff One)
"You listed "HTML" as a programming language. You listed "Google" as a tool. You listed "fast learner" as a skill. I have questions. None of them are good."
Lead every bullet with an action verb and end with a metric. "Led migration of legacy system, reducing load time by 60%." That's a bullet. "Worked on stuff" is not.
0.9s
Recruiter Skip Speed
High
Buzzword Density
41%
Corporate Survival Rate
Real Results
From Rejection to Callback
Step 1
Upload Your Resume
Drop your current resume — PDF, Word, anything.
Step 2
AI Tears It Apart
4 recruiter personas analyze every line ruthlessly.
Step 3
Land the Interview
Apply the fixes. Watch the callbacks roll in.
Resume Intelligence
Your Resume, Scored Ruthlessly
Five dimensions. No mercy. No feelings. Just the cold hard truth your career counselor was too polite — and too paid — to tell you.
ATS Compatibility
Survives the robot gatekeepers before a human ever sees your name.
Recruiter Attention
Seconds before a recruiter's eyes glaze over and they move on.
Clarity Score
Whether a human can parse your experience without a decoder ring.
Professionalism
Formatting, tone, and whether your email address is embarrassing.
Interview Probability
The cold hard odds of getting a callback based on your current resume.
Social Proof
They Survived the Roast
Real job seekers. Real feedback. Real callbacks.
"I cried, then fixed my resume, then got the job. 10/10 would be roasted again."
"Karen told me my gap year was suspicious. She was right. I got the job anyway."
"The AI found 7 typos I missed. My English teacher would be devastated. I got hired."
New Feature
Mock Interview Roast Mode
Answer real interview questions. Get roasted by an AI that has read every bad answer ever given. Then actually improve.
Pick your role
Frontend, PM, Startup, or Corporate HR screen
Choose your roast level
Brutal, Balanced, or Gentle — your ego, your call
5 targeted questions
Behavioral, technical, situational — role-specific
Full debrief + scores
Per-answer roast, improvement tip, and overall verdict
Fix: Name, role, one specific achievement with a number, why this company. 90 seconds. Done.
Pricing
Invest in Your Career
Cheaper than a career coach. More honest than your mom.
Free Roast
- 3 resume analyses/month
- 1 AI recruiter persona
- Basic ATS score
- Email roast report
The Overachiever
- Unlimited analyses
- All 4 recruiter personas
- Advanced ATS optimization
- Rewrite suggestions
- LinkedIn profile review
- Priority support
The LinkedIn Influencer
- Everything in Pro
- Up to 10 team members
- Custom recruiter personas
- API access
- White-label reports
- Dedicated account manager
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